Section: .. / unix-humor /
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Please remember that this is all in jest and should not be taken to heart. Enjoy and have a great laugh.
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microsoft.kills.txt |
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These calculations show that Microsoft may be guilty of murder, on order of several people per day.
| | Author: | Sil | | File Size: | 2852 | | Last Modified: | Oct 25 13:50:56 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | bb8d2b6d54d6e7c2abd22efed765425c |
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| /// File Name: |
human.dna.html |
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Human DNA
| | File Size: | 2828 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | cc0a33141400587269b696aa06025c5f |
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| /// File Name: |
monkeys.html |
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I Like Monkeys
| | File Size: | 2796 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 2dc7c6fde9a08e75d7fa75d6daa80594 |
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| /// File Name: |
os-suck.html |
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Operating Systems That Suck
| | File Size: | 2795 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | d8c3a5a8c9eac643ea76646f265ae146 |
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| /// File Name: |
more.funny.unix.commands.html |
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More Funny Unix Commands
| | File Size: | 2790 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:09 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 0df52768d5e26a724b08079363383716 |
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| /// File Name: |
prob.report.form.html |
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Problem Report Form
| | File Size: | 2765 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | f1ef820030a942254bf5557fefd31025 |
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| /// File Name: |
software.engin.guide.htm |
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Hippocratic Oath of Software Engineers
| | File Size: | 2705 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 706b8617c13eef4df485749ed62889f4 |
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| /// File Name: |
dev.null.txt |
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The /dev/null Mystery
| | File Size: | 2697 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 5f2b8d19803687b5a582815053c48f66 |
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| /// File Name: |
MS.HQ.in.georgia.htm |
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Microsoft HQ Moves to S. Georgia
| | File Size: | 2667 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 54da3a5d91740cd248d9b6315d17307a |
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| /// File Name: |
TooStupid.txt |
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Too Stupid To Own A Computer
| | File Size: | 2667 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | b883a2d115cda503c5d8a3c9207594eb |
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| /// File Name: |
techno.dweeb.test.html |
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Techno Dweeb Test
| | File Size: | 2648 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:09 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | a35454d6375a1993c968020b66404a82 |
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| /// File Name: |
guru_8.html |
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GURU manual page.
| | File Size: | 2643 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 7eae06582e1edea0c82bd5bd9f8948cf |
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| /// File Name: |
bosskill_8.html |
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BOSSKILL manual page.
| | File Size: | 2610 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:07 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | f9bdc855bf37413ff394a590941f854f |
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| /// File Name: |
breakingwind.txt |
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You'll never fart again.
| | File Size: | 2589 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:11 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | e71b9b14fd0995416da4a8c2e7fce7a9 |
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| /// File Name: |
microsoft.buys.linux.html |
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Microsoft Buys Linux for $18 Billion
| | File Size: | 2568 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:10 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 6ca64a4f1ad44115c7c1e18e53421975 |
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| /// File Name: |
7th-level-animation.html |
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7th Level animation on all software
| | File Size: | 2557 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:10 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | e3ae4b2086eacda68201780aa7ccb4b7 |
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| /// File Name: |
nuxi.html |
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Contemporary Unix Products
| | File Size: | 2544 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:10 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 41e99e033ea4e94723cd0f96d7d063fe |
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| /// File Name: |
mansex.html |
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The SEX manual page.
| | File Size: | 2543 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 09ef9e6ed20275a85f1203732013024f |
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| /// File Name: |
linux.vs.mswincar.txt |
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Linux-Mobile vs. Microsoft WinCar
| | File Size: | 2524 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:10 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 74fa95a2600bc4d980d726c4f7698b12 |
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| /// File Name: |
computer.html |
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Our little friend, the computer
| | File Size: | 2518 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | afa8abe4a674fe9e4daafe745760ef12 |
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| /// File Name: |
r00t.advisory.97.eclipse.html |
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r00t advisory: Mitshubishi Eclipse Race Condition
| | File Size: | 2490 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:10 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 9e59e4c419c34abe1a7550949174bd22 |
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| /// File Name: |
luser_8.html |
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The LUSER manual page.
| | File Size: | 2403 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 60e4c73bb0b19d9c69445b5baf02198a |
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| /// File Name: |
lart_1m.html |
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The LART manual page.
| | File Size: | 2397 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | daa342d1ec8fa5016498a09718024f47 |
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| /// File Name: |
shoeLace.txt |
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Very amusing spoof advisory regarding Shoe 1.0 - Remote Lace overflow.
| | File Size: | 2381 | | Last Modified: | Dec 31 15:09:31 2004 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 29c7913abd04d38b657b6be68561c066 |
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| /// File Name: |
new.man.pages.html |
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New Unix Man Pages
| | File Size: | 2373 | | Last Modified: | Aug 16 20:05:08 1999 |
| MD5 Checksum: | 5fa4c55099e0c4742833ee4e4e77eb58 |
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